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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 17:30
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Hysterias & Posteriors
Analysis & Anal Cysts
For 9 Days, Earth Was Sending Out Mysterious Signals. Now We Know What They Were. - Yahoo
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
No go.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
What Your Sweat Could Reveal About Your Health - CNN
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Minds and Behinds
Still no good
ROG Xbox Ally Gets Price & Release Date Info In 'Exclusive' Report - Pure Xbox
Next, they tried...
Nuts and Butts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Dying Light: The Beast launches August 22 - Gematsu
So they tried
Everyone loved it.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Cal Raleigh’s heroics can’t save Mariners as Orioles complete sweep - The Seattle Times
Then came..
Thumbs down again.
Just Forget it!
Would the word literate carry the same meaning with public (common wealth) in 1900 vs today 2020?
Unacceptable again!
Still no good.
They put up a sign reading
Non distinctio minus inventore tempora repudiandae mollitia.
So, the docs changed it to read
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Scientists Are Sending Cannabis Seeds to Space - WIRED
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
No way
Another attempt resulted in ...
Blue Jackets acquire forwards Charlie Coyle and Miles Wood from Colorado - NHL.com
Loons and Moons
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
500-Million-Year-Old Mystery Fossil Rewrites Early Animal Evolution - SciTechDaily
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
share office space ...
Freaks and Cheeks
Can a white person wear a bonnet to bed?
No, not a chance
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Catatonics & High Colonics